This blog isn’t trying to emulate Cosmo, so I don’t actually need to list 99 reasons. I can get away with this because a) I’m lazy and b) I’m not smart enough to think of that many. Take what you can get, and don’t complain.
Reason #1 – it’s your round to buy and you’re sick of your friend’s fruity, girlie concoctions that make your tastebuds wince in pain.
Reason #8 – Olde English 800 40 ouncers are on sale.
Reason #11 – someone brought a keg to this shindig. Free beer!
Reason #22 – you are thristy for liquid gold.
Reason #29 – ’cause it’s so crisp.
Reason #44 – you are challenged to a beer pounding contest by surly Germans.
Reason #55 – the Budweiser girls are smiling and giving away their wares.
Reason #63 – the work day is over and happy hour has begun.
Reason #67 – it’s a beautiful day at the ball game, and nothing would taste better then a refreshingly cool brewsky.
Reason #76 – it’s 9:00 am and you still have a hangover.
Reason #88– one does not need a reason. One only drinks with a smile on one’s face.
Reason #92 – the bar ran out of other, less tasty liver killing options.
Reason #99 – a stately Clydesdale, galloping in slow-motion, with flowing mane and uplifting music compels you to robotically open the fridge to crack open a cold one.