A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. – Groucho Marx
It’s not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on. – Marilyn Monroe
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something. – Jackie Mason
I cannot smell mothballs because it’s so difficult to get their little legs apart. – Steve Martin
